Nike Woodbury State of the Union Address
To all my fellow Nike Athletes with the slew of rookies in the buildings things need to be addressed in this 9 point adress:
1) Nobody is to be refered to as “My Jeezy”, “My G” is acceptable
2) Rap or R and B is not to be loudly sang in the breakroom
3) Ramon is to be called Lewis Jr.
4) If your name is Ramon you suck and do not talk to me
5) Hash should not be sized
6) Phone calls that take over 3 minutes are to be taken outside, not the breakroom
7) Madden games are only to be have 2 minutes quarters any time more then that is bush league
8) AF1s we off that
9) Fusions we off that
Posted on Tuesday December 15th
